Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

You've been poisoned - Vintage Cup & Saucer

BYE (Deadly message)

£12.00

Polite. Pretty. Potentially lethal.

This vintage-style cup and saucer set is the perfect farewell for that one guest who just keeps talking.
Adorned with lush rose bouquets and elegant gold detailing, it reads:

Cup: “You’ve been poisoned”
Saucer: “Bye.”

Perfect for dramatic displays, tongue-in-cheek gifts, or your own private warning system in fine china form.

  • Vintage bone china cup & saucer set

  • Classic rose pattern with gold trim

  • One-of-a-kind, hand-altered

  • Strictly decorative — unless you’re really committed

Elegant. Evil. Extremely your vibe.

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