Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
You’re Impossible to Shop For, Here’s a Plate – Vintage China Plate
The most honest gift ever.
£16.00
Floral vintage china that says what we’re all thinking. This one-of-a-kind plate is perfect for the hard-to-buy-for friend who swears they “don’t want anything.” Strictly decorative — solution served.
🎁 Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide
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