Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

You're a Bad Idea - Vintage Picture Plate
...But I Love It
£20.00
Out of stock
Some things are clearly a terrible idea.
And yet.
This one-off vintage picture plate captures that exact look — the pause, the eye contact, the unspoken agreement that this probably isn’t sensible… but it’s happening anyway.
Soft, romantic imagery paired with a painfully relatable phrase makes this a perfect Valentine’s piece for people who prefer honesty over hearts and roses.
Sweet, cheeky, and quietly chaotic.
🖼️ One-of-a-kind vintage picture plate
🖐️ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
💘 Valentine’s Collection
😏 Subtle innuendo, romantic humour
🏡 Decorative use only (not food safe)
📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery
🌍 UK shipping + selected international destinations
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