Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

You look like - Vintage Picture Plate
swallow secrets
£20.00
Out of stock
Two vintage porcelain-style figurines—a boy with his hand in his pocket and his arm around a girl, who’s holding a basket of yellow flowers. Behind them, a trio of quaint houses and fluttering butterflies.
So far, so innocent. Until you notice her open-mouthed expression… and the phrase floating nearby:
“You look like you swallow secrets.”
Subtle? Maybe. Suggestive? Definitely. The perfect balance of staged sweetness and sly innuendo—ideal for a shelf that deserves a second glance.
Vintage display plate
Care: For display only. Not microwave safe, but absolutely judgement-safe
Handmade in the UK. One of a kind
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