You had me at trigger warning - Vintage Plate
Vintage Medium Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Delicate pink blossoms, dainty scalloped edges, and a big fat neon sign for emotional instability? Sign us up. This plate may look like it serves Victoria sponge, but it’s dishing out trauma with a smirk.
Featuring a skeletal heart and the dangerously romantic phrase “You had me at trigger warning,” this piece is for the ones who overshare in therapy and still ghost their therapist. Elegant? Absolutely. Stable? Babe, please.
Perfect for your gallery wall, bookshelf, or alter to Saint Taylor Swift (circa Midnights breakdown).
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure unhinged elegance.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and full of feeling.
🪄 Plate stand included — for instant display, because this one's not hiding.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for soft souls with sharp tongues.
📏 Size: Approx. 7 inches
🚫 Not food safe. Strictly decorative. (Much like most of your exes.)