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You Are The Best Thing - Large Vintage Plate
I've Ever Found On The Internet
£20.00
Out of stock
💗 Modern love. Vintage china. No shame.
Because let’s be honest — the internet has brought us a lot of rubbish… but occasionally, it brings the one.
This one-of-a-kind large vintage plate pairs delicate pink florals with a playful, modern love statement, making it a perfect Valentine’s gift for partners, long-distance loves, online matches, and anyone whose best relationship started with a screen and a swipe.
Sweet, funny, and quietly romantic — without being sickly.
✨ As always, once it’s gone, it’s gone.
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage china
🍽️ Large decorative plate
🖐️ Hand-altered with waterslide decal
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
🎁 Ideal Valentine’s gift for modern love stories
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