You Are Cliterally - Vintage China Plate

😈 Sweet florals. Very adult humour.

This one-of-a-kind large vintage plate pairs delicate floral detailing with a bold, sex-positive phrase that’s playful, clever, and unapologetically adult.

Funny without being crude and confident without shouting, this piece is perfect for those who appreciate smart filth, body-positive humour, and gifts that don’t play it safe.

Part of the XXX Rated collection — because sometimes romance deserves a little edge.

✨ As always, once it’s gone, it’s gone.