Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

We've Had Sex - Vintage China Plate

In this Room

£16.00

Out of stock

Delicate florals, demure edges… and a confession that’ll raise eyebrows and pulses. This plate doesn’t just whisper mischief—it declares it. Whether it’s proudly displayed in your bedroom, living room, or scandalously above the dining table, it’s guaranteed to spark conversation (and maybe flashbacks).

For lovers, liars, and those who enjoy making guests uncomfortable in the best way.

  • 🌸 Size: Medium plate (approx. 6–7 inches)

  • 💋 Material: Genuine vintage china, lovingly up-cycled

  • 🍽️ Not food safe: Decorative use only – unless your snacks include awkward truths

  • 🖐️ One of a kind: You’ll never see this combo of sass and ceramic again