Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive
We’ve Had Sex In This Room – Vintage China Serving Plate
£24.00
Some serving plates have seen sandwiches. This one has apparently seen considerably more. 😂
A beautifully traditional vintage fine bone china serving plate, decorated with colourful floral sprays and finished with “WE’VE HAD SEX IN THIS ROOM” running straight down the centre.
Pretty enough to sit proudly on the sideboard. Questionable enough to make your guests wonder exactly which room you're referring to.
Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.
The object came first. The phrase finished the story
🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage china serving plate
✋ Hand-altered in the UK
💬 “WE’VE HAD SEX IN THIS ROOM” typography added by Swears of Joy
🏠 Decorative use only
🧽 Wipe clean with a soft dry cloth ONLY
♻️ Vintage and preloved – signs of its previous life are part of its charm
Maker: Hudson & Middleton
Brand: Royal Sutherland
Material: Fine bone china
Country of Manufacture: England
Date: Circa 1960s–1970s
Design: Multicoloured floral sprays with scalloped edge and twin handles
Size: Approx. 10.5 × 9.5 inches
Backstamp: Royal Sutherland H&M Fine Bone China – Made in England. backstamp photographed in the product images
Condition: Good vintage condition with gentle signs of age consistent with a preloved piece
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