Welcome to Cuntsville - Vintage Picture Plate

At first glance, this vintage plate presents a picturesque village: a peaceful church, rolling fields, and a handful of cottages straight out of a Sunday roast advert. There’s even a woman peacefully peeling veg, a horse in conversation, and two old men having a chinwag.

Then you look closer.

Welcome to Cuntsville, where the cottage is helpfully labelled “Cunty Cottage”, the woman sat listening to the two men is a “Nosey Cunt”, and the locals are… well, let’s just say not very neighbourly.

Even the horse gets dragged—“Cunt Chops”, if you were wondering.

An absolutely outrageous collector’s piece for those who appreciate the subtleties of village life, and aren’t afraid of a little bit (or a lot) of swearing.