Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Weed Wanker - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

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For the green-fingered gobshite who spends more time swearing at weeds than pulling them up. This vintage floral plate has been upgraded with a big, bold Weed Wanker slap across the middle — because gardening is war, and you’re losing. Perfect for plant parents with zero patience and maximum profanity.

  • 🖤 One-of-a-kind, hand-altered vintage china

  • 💚 Text: “Weed Wanker” in bold green

  • 🚫 Decorative purposes only (not food safe, don’t even think about it)

  • 🎨 Finished with coats of protective lacquer

  • 🍽️ Size: 6" Approx