Weed Wanker - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
For the green-fingered gobshite who spends more time swearing at weeds than pulling them up. This vintage floral plate has been upgraded with a big, bold Weed Wanker slap across the middle — because gardening is war, and you’re losing. Perfect for plant parents with zero patience and maximum profanity.
🖤 One-of-a-kind, hand-altered vintage china
💚 Text: “Weed Wanker” in bold green
🚫 Decorative purposes only (not food safe, don’t even think about it)
🎨 Finished with coats of protective lacquer
🍽️ Size: 6" Approx