Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

We Sniff Butts - Vintage China Plate

Before trusting anyone

£16.00

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Trust issues? Or just canine protocol.

This medium-sized vintage plate features a wide-eyed puppy and a classic yellow floral border — paired with a brutally honest house rule straight from the dog park:

“We sniff butts here before trusting anyone.”

Perfect for homes where dogs rule, boundaries are sacred, and sniffing out bad vibes is a full-time job.
Display near the front door for best results.

  • Medium-sized vintage china plate

  • Sunny yellow floral border with central puppy print

  • Hand-altered and one of a kind

  • For decorative use only — but definitely sniff-worthy

Playful. Pawsitive. Politely paranoid.