We said we'd just cuddle - Vintage Picture Plate

Sweet, innocent… and absolutely not what was planned.

This one-off vintage picture plate features the softest, most wholesome scene — a sleepy pup and a kitten nestled together — paired with a quietly filthy punchline that creeps up on you.

Perfect for couples with a sense of humour, accidental romantics, or anyone who knows that “just a cuddle” is rarely how things actually go.

Cute. Cheeky. And very on-brand for Valentine’s, without being soppy.