Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

We came. We Barked - Vintage Picture Plate

We fucked shit up! - Puppy Edition

£20.00

A young child, mid-stride through an open door. One hand on the doorknob, the other clutching a small puppy. You can practically hear the chaos incoming.

Overlaid with the fearless phrase:
“We came. We barked. We fucked shit up!”

This unapologetically cheeky plate is ideal for dog owners, exhausted parents, or anyone who’s ever walked into a room with pure gremlin energy. Sweetly chaotic. Beautifully rude.

Original dog artwork + hand-applied typography

For display only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.

One-of-a-kind item, handmade in the UK with mischief

Warning: Serving cheek puppy style

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