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Wash Your Fucking Hands – Vintage Decorative Plate

£16.00

Good manners never go out of style.

Neither does a reminder that some people clearly still need.

This one-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate is perfect for anyone who enjoys beautiful vintage china with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Whether it hangs by the bathroom sink or simply makes visitors laugh, it's guaranteed to get noticed.

Complete the bathroom banter with my "Don't Piss on the Fucking Seat!" vintage decorative plate. Together they make the perfect pair for guest bathrooms and downstairs loos.

Like every vintage piece from Swears of Joy, this plate has already lived one life. Now it's ready for its next chapter.

Once it's packed for its new home, that's it.

✨ One-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate

🇬🇧 Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK

🧼 Features the phrase "Wash Your Fucking Hands"

🖼️ Decorative use only

😂 Perfect for bathrooms, cloakrooms and guest loos

📦 Carefully packaged for safe posting

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