Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Wash Your Fucking Hands - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, or anywhere grubby hands lurk. This vintage medium plate is trimmed with delicate florals but tells it straight: Wash Your Fucking Hands. Equal parts classy and bossy — just how we like it.
🍽️ Medium vintage plate (approx. 6/7in)
✨ One-of-a-kind – no repeats, no restocks
🎨 Hand-altered with decal & sealed for sass
🚫 Decorative only – not food safe
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