Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Wash Your Fucking Hands – Vintage Blue Floral Plate

£16.00

A polite public service announcement… delivered the Swears of Joy way.

This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features delicate powder-blue florals with the gloriously direct phrase “Wash Your Fucking Hands.”

Perfect for bathrooms, downstairs loos, kitchens, guest cloakrooms, or anywhere people need a beautifully blunt reminder.

Pretty enough to blend into your décor, bold enough to make sure the message lands.

A classic Swears of Joy piece that turns everyday homeware into a conversation starter.

🫧 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
💙 Delicate blue floral design with soft gold trim
🖐️ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🚿 Perfect for bathrooms, cloakrooms, guest toilets or kitchen décor
🎁 A hilarious housewarming or bathroom gift
⚠️ Decorative use only – not food safe
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK