Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Vroom Vroom Mother Fucker – Vintage China Car Figurine

£16.00

A wonderfully prim little vintage china car, covered in pretty roses and gold detailing.

Naturally, it needed just one thing.

Vroom Vroom Mother Fucker. 🚗💨

A gloriously inappropriate little display piece for anyone who likes their vintage china pretty, floral and considerably less well behaved than Nan intended

🚗 Vintage china car figurine
🌹 Original floral and gold detailing
✨ “Vroom Vroom Mother Fucker” typography added by Swears of Joy
🖐️ Handmade in the UK
♻️ Vintage piece given a sweary new chapter
🏠 Decorative display piece only
💛 One of a kind

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