Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Vintage Gilded Trinket Plate – Twat

Unique floral design with bold lettering

£10.00

Out of stock

A fabulously floral “fuck you” in porcelain form. This vintage trinket plate features a traditional pattern with gold edging — and one perfectly placed word: Twat.

Perfect for holding rings, loose change, or just side-eyeing whoever’s pissed you off this week.
A little nod to Simon, too — if you know, you know. 💋



  • Original vintage china

  • Waterslide decal (not vinyl, not heat pressed)

  • Strictly decorative — not food safe, not washable

  • No two are ever the same

  • Slight vintage wear may be present — she’s lived a little

Swears of Joy: floral, foul-mouthed, and never mass-produced.