Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Vintage Rose Picture Plate – Certified Slut

£20.00

Every achievement deserves recognition.

Some certificates are just more entertaining than others.

Featuring beautiful vintage roses paired with the delightfully unapologetic phrase "Certified Slut", this one-of-a-kind vintage picture plate is perfect for someone who owns their confidence, their sexuality and their sense of humour.

Every Picture Plate starts with the artwork. I never force a caption onto a piece of vintage china, I simply wait until the right phrase appears. The elegant roses and soft pink tones made the contrast with "Certified Slut" far too good to resist.

Whether it hangs proudly in your own home or is gifted to someone who'll wear the title like a badge of honour, this decorative plate is guaranteed to raise a smile.

🌹 One-of-a-kind: You are buying the exact decorative picture plate shown in the photographs.

💖 Phrase: Certified Slut

📏 Size: Approx. 8" (20cm)

🖼️ Display: Perfect for displaying on a shelf, dresser or gallery wall.

🎁 Gift Idea: A fabulous gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour who isn't afraid to embrace their confidence.

⚠️ Please Note: This is a vintage decorative picture plate and is not food safe. It is intended for display purposes only.

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