Vintage Decorative Plate – In This House We Do Anal
£16.00
Every home has its own rules.
This one just happens to be very honest about them.
Featuring a charming vintage cottage surrounded by colourful flowers, this one-of-a-kind decorative plate pairs wholesome countryside charm with the delightfully unexpected phrase "In This House We Do Anal." It's the perfect combination of sweet, innocent and completely inappropriate.
Each piece of vintage china starts with the pattern. I never decide on the words first, I let the china lead the way until the right phrase appears. The cosy little cottage immediately felt like the sort of place where a very different set of house rules might apply.
Whether displayed in your home, your playroom or gifted to someone with a wonderfully filthy sense of humour, this decorative plate is guaranteed to raise a smile.
🏡 One-of-a-kind: You are buying the exact decorative plate shown in the photographs.
💬 Phrase: In This House We Do Anal
📏 Size: Approx. 6" (15cm)
🖼️ Display: Perfect for displaying on a shelf, dresser, or gallery wall.
🎁 Gift Idea: An ideal gift for someone who enjoys vintage china, cheeky humour and isn't afraid of a conversation starter.
⚠️ Please Note: This is a vintage decorative plate and is not food safe. It is intended for display purposes only