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Vintage China Plate – Witch Please, I Bite
Vintage Medium China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
They wanted broomsticks and pumpkin spice. You gave them side-eye and bite marks. This one-of-a-kind plate isn’t here to hex quietly — it’s here to bare its fangs and look fabulous while doing it.
Classic pin-up meets Halloween sass, all sealed on pretty vintage china that Nan would not approve of (but you absolutely should). Perfect for witches with a bite, not a bark.
🧹 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate – only one in existence.
🧛♀️ Features a hand-applied waterslide decal — no vinyl, no heat press, all attitude.
💀 Comes with a plate stand to proudly display your bitey brilliance.
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — where swearing is an art form.
Size: Approx. 6–7 inches
Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative — for walls, shelves, or altars of sarcasm.
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