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Vintage China Plate – Spank or Treat
Vintage Medium China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Forget candy. This Halloween, it’s all about whips, wit, and wicked little winks. Our devilish darling is dressed to tease and ready to torment — perched perfectly on a vintage plate that definitely wasn't made for this level of cheek.
“Spank or Treat” isn’t just a mood — it’s a seasonal state of mind for those who like their décor like their humour: bold, brash, and a bit bondage-curious.
👿 Original vintage china plate — no copies, no clones.
🖤 Waterslide decal applied by hand — no vinyl, no heat, just sinful charm.
📍 Plate stand included to keep her on display and out of reach (unless invited).
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — purveyors of sweary, spooky sass.
Size: Approx. 6–7 inches
Care: Not food safe. Strictly for decorative use (and delicious mischief).
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