Vintage China Plate – Sitting Pretty, Hexing Quietly
Vintage Medium China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
She’s not here for broomsticks and bubbling cauldrons — she’s perched like the queen she is, legs crossed, lips sealed, and curses ready to go. Perfectly poised and wickedly serene, this little witch serves passive-aggressive glamour on vintage china.
For the quietly chaotic, the dangerously well-dressed, and those who cast spells with side-eye alone — “Sitting Pretty, Hexing Quietly” is your Halloween altar must-have.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🪄 Plate stand included — for instant spellbinding shelf presence.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for witches who swear fluently.
Size: Approx. 6–7 inches
Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. No hexing during washing up.