Vintage China Plate – Live, Love, Loathe

For those who skipped the yoga retreat and chose vengeance instead. This one-of-a-kind vintage plate isn’t preaching positivity—it’s side-eyeing it from across the séance circle. Adorned with dainty florals and a defiant attitude, it’s the perfect middle finger to forced mindfulness and fake gratitude.

Whether you're hexing your ex or just curating a vibe that screams “Namasté? Nah, I’m OK,” this plate gets you. Put it on your wall, display it in your crypt-chic lounge, or gift it to that friend who finds joy in sarcasm and taxidermy.