Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Vintage China Plate – Live, Love, Loathe
Vintage Medium China Plate
£16.00
For those who skipped the yoga retreat and chose vengeance instead. This one-of-a-kind vintage plate isn’t preaching positivity—it’s side-eyeing it from across the séance circle. Adorned with dainty florals and a defiant attitude, it’s the perfect middle finger to forced mindfulness and fake gratitude.
Whether you're hexing your ex or just curating a vibe that screams “Namasté? Nah, I’m OK,” this plate gets you. Put it on your wall, display it in your crypt-chic lounge, or gift it to that friend who finds joy in sarcasm and taxidermy.
Original vintage plate – one-of-a-kind
Size: 6/7 inch Approx
Not food safe – strictly decorative (and delightfully rude)
Created by Swears of Joy
Handmade in the UK
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