Vintage China Plate – I'm Not Hanging Out. So Fuck Off!
Vintage Medium China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Social plans? Absolutely not. This snarky little bat has clocked out, curled up, and could not give a flying fang. Perched (and over it), he’s surrounded by soft vintage florals, adding a delicious contrast between elegance and pure misanthropy.
Whether you're ditching the group chat, dodging the doorbell, or just need décor that reflects your “don’t talk to me” mood, this plate is your kindred spirit in ceramic form.
Part wall art, part spiritual boundary. Perfect for introverts, misfits, and the gloriously anti-social.
🦇 One-of-a-kind vintage plate – no repeats, no guests.
💀 Plate stand included, ready to silently judge your space.
🌸 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy – because not everything needs company.
Size 6/7" Approximately
Not food safe – strictly decorative (and delightfully rude)