Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Vintage Cat Picture Plate – If You Don't Like Cat Hair

£20.00

Cats don't shed.

They decorate.

Featuring three impossibly fluffy kittens perched together with the wonderfully honest phrase "If you don't like cat hair, stay off the chairs," this one-of-a-kind vintage picture plate perfectly captures life with feline companions.

Every Picture Plate starts with the artwork. I never force a caption onto a piece of vintage china, I simply wait until the right phrase appears. These three fluffy kittens immediately brought to mind a truth every cat owner knows... if you don't like cat hair, stay off the chairs.

Whether you're a devoted cat owner or know someone whose home comes with a complimentary layer of cat fluff, this decorative plate is guaranteed to raise a smile.

🐱 One-of-a-kind: You are buying the exact decorative picture plate shown in the photographs.

💬 Phrase: If you don't like cat hair, stay off the chairs.

📏 Size: Approx. 8" (20cm)

🛋️ Display: Perfect for displaying on a shelf, dresser or anywhere cat lovers gather.

🎁 Gift Idea: A lovely gift for cat owners, animal lovers and anyone who happily accepts that fur is now part of the furniture.

⚠️ Please Note: This is a vintage decorative picture plate and is not food safe. It is intended for display purposes only

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