Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

UNBEARABLY Festive - Vintage Picture Plate
Too cute to cope
£20.00
Out of stock
Crackers, bows, and a teddy bear that’s had enough of Christmas already. This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate mixes vintage charm with sassy sarcasm, making it the perfect cheeky addition to festive walls or a hilariously inappropriate gift. Strictly decorative — crackers stay unpulled.
🎀 Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide
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