Twinkle Twinkle Little Star – Vintage Floral Plate
What a Cunt I think you are
£16.00
Out of stock
A childhood classic… with a very adult update.
This vintage floral china plate takes the sweet innocence of a nursery rhyme and gives it the full Swears of Joy treatment:
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
What a Cunt I Think You Are.
Delicate flowers frame the plate while playful lettering and little stars deliver the punchline. It’s the perfect piece for anyone who appreciates vintage charm paired with brutally honest humour.
Sweet enough for Nan’s china cabinet.
Savage enough for real life
⭐ Original vintage china plate
💬 Phrase: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star – What a Cunt I Think You Are
🌸 Design: Floral vintage china with playful lettering and star details
📏 Approx size: Medium display plate
🖐 One of a kind: No two Swears of Joy pieces are ever the same
🎁 Perfect for: Friends with dark humour, sarcastic souls, or anyone who enjoys a rude twist on a classic
⚠ Decorative use only – not food safe
📦 Postage/Shipping: Carefully packaged to travel safely UK/International