Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - Vintage China Plate
What A Cunt I Think You Are!
£16.00
Out of stock
Nursery rhyme nostalgia with a filthy little twist ⭐ This one-of-a-kind vintage floral plate reads “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star – What a Cunt”. Sweet and sweary in perfect harmony — guaranteed to raise a smile (or a scandalised gasp).
🍽 Vintage one-of-a-kind china plate
🎨 Hand-altered with decal + sealed with lacquer
✨ Decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Medium plate size
🌸 Floral border with bold typography
🚫 No repeats, no restocks – always unique
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