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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - Vintage China Plate
What A Cunt I think You Are
£16.00
Out of stock
Sweet nursery rhyme energy… with a sharp turn 😌✨
This vintage plate takes Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and gives it the Swears of Joy treatment — nostalgic, sarcastic, and absolutely not for the faint-hearted.
Soft stars, gentle colours, and then that line.
Because sometimes affection comes with a side of truth.
🌙 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage plate
⭐ Features the phrase: “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star… What a cunt I think you are”
🖤 Part of the C Bomb* collection
🎨 Original vintage pattern with added typography
🏺 Decorative use only — not food safe
📏 Vintage plate size (approx. 6/7 in)
♻️ Repurposed, pre-loved china
🚫 No restocks. No repeats. Once it’s gone, it’s gone.
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Handmade in the UK. One piece at a time.
Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
What would your Nan say?
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