Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
🌟 Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, What a Cunt I Think You Are! 🌟
A floral lullaby with a filthy twist. Pretty, sweary, and absolutely one-of-a-kind.
✨ One-of-a-kind, hand-altered vintage china
🖤 Phrase: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star — What a Cunt I Think You Are!
🚫 Decorative purposes only – not food safe
🎨 Finished with multiple coats of protective lacquer
📏 Size: vintage side plate (each piece varies slightly)
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy
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