Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Twat Twoo - Vintage Trinket Jar
£12.00
Who needs a wise old owl when you can have a sweary one?
This hand-altered vintage owl trinket is covered in delicate floral detail and proudly declares “Twat Twoo.” Perfect for those who love their décor with equal parts elegance and attitude.
🦉 Vintage floral ceramic owl ornament
🎨 Hand-altered with the phrase “Twat Twoo” in soft blue script
✨ Gold accents and original painted detailing
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
💬 Ideal for a shelf, desk, or to silently judge visitors from the mantelpiece
🚚 Securely packaged for postage/shipping
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