Touch my stuff
& I'll shit in your shoes - Vintage Cat Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
Meet the guardian of the teapot—and the chaos that follows if you mess with it. This vintage plate features a black-and-white cat perched atop a pine dresser filled with innocent-looking crockery, accompanied by the brutally direct warning:
Touch my stuff & I’ll shit in your shoes.
Equal parts adorable and threatening, it’s perfect for cat lovers, passive-aggressive roommates, or anyone who takes their tea time very seriously.
Original cat artwork + hand-applied typography
For display only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.
One-off vintage plate, hand-embellished
Warning: May cause snorting laughter.