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Top or Bottom? - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
“Top or Bottom?”
Classic vintage style. Questionable vintage manners.
This 18cm fine bone china plate is dressed to impress — featuring crisp white porcelain, golden trim, and dainty floral garlands that radiate old-school charm.
And then… the centre asks a question:
“Top or Bottom?”
Whether it sparks debate, desire, or just a roomful of nervous laughter, this plate is perfect for those who know positions matter — on shelves, in conversation, or elsewhere.
Product details:
18cm wide fine bone china
Vintage floral border with gold detailing
Hand-finished and one of a kind
Not food safe (unless you’re serving cheek)
Elegant. Bold. Versatile. Just like its message.
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