Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
To Please Serve Obey – Vintage Floral China Bell
£12.00
An elegant little vintage china bell with a very different set of household instructions.
Featuring delicate florals, butterflies, and the stacked phrase:
To
Please.
Serve
Obey.
A beautifully unsettling piece balancing vintage sweetness with subtle kink undertones — perfect for alternative interiors, gothic curiosities, and anyone who enjoys their home décor with a side of beautifully behaved chaos.
A true Swears of Joy piece:
pretty first glance… questionable second glance
🖤 One-of-a-kind vintage china bell
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🦋 Features floral and butterfly detailing
📏 Approximate size: [add size if wanted]
📦 Carefully packaged for safe postage
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
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