This Plate Sucks... - Vintage China Plate

😈 Sweet florals. Filthy punchline.

This one-of-a-kind vintage plate features the phrase “This Plate Sucks… But I Swallow”, pairing delicate roses with unapologetically explicit humour for maximum contrast — and maximum impact.

Bold, funny, and absolutely not subtle, this piece is designed for adults who enjoy their humour filthy, confident, and served on very polite china.

Part of the XXX Rated collection and guaranteed to raise eyebrows, laughs, and standards.

✨ As always, once it’s gone, it’s gone.