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This is not for Charlie - Vintage China Plate
The drugs don't work
£16.00
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Let’s be real: Some things are just not on the menu.
This fine bone china plate features the phrase “This is not for Charlie,” keeping things blunt and to the point. No need for subtlety here—sometimes a little reminder is all it takes. For when you’re feeling cheeky and want to keep the party at arm’s length.
For those who get it: not everything is for everyone.
Hand-applied text, just the right amount of sass
Not food safe — decorative only (but perfect for when you're making a statement)
One of a kind, like your sense of humor — sharp, funny, and unapologetic
Hang it, gift it, or let it sit proudly as a reminder to say “no” with style.
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