Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

There’s Some Ho Ho Hoes in This House – Vintage China Plate

Christmas meets WAP energy.

£16.00

Out of stock

Vintage fruit florals meet filthy festive lyrics. This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate brings Cardi B energy to Christmas décor. Strictly decorative — ho ho hoes only.

🎄 Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide

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