Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

There's No One I'd Rather - Large Vintage Plate
ANNOY the fuck out of for the rest of my life
£20.00
Out of stock
💘 Love, but make it irritating.
Because true love isn’t flowers and poetry — it’s choosing one person to annoy for the rest of your life.
This one-of-a-kind large vintage plate pairs delicate florals with brutally honest humour, making it the perfect Valentine’s gift for partners, spouses, long-term lovers, or anyone who understands that sarcasm is a love language.
Sweet on the surface, sweary at heart — exactly how the best relationships work.
✨ As always, once it’s gone, it’s gone.
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage china
🍽️ Large decorative plate
🖐️ Hand-altered with waterslide decal
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
🎁 Perfect for Valentine’s Day (or year-round relationship honesty)
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Handmade in the UK. One piece at a time.
Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
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