Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

There's No One I'd Rather - Large Vintage Plate

ANNOY the fuck out of for the rest of my life

£20.00

Out of stock

💘 Love, but make it irritating.

Because true love isn’t flowers and poetry — it’s choosing one person to annoy for the rest of your life.

This one-of-a-kind large vintage plate pairs delicate florals with brutally honest humour, making it the perfect Valentine’s gift for partners, spouses, long-term lovers, or anyone who understands that sarcasm is a love language.

Sweet on the surface, sweary at heart — exactly how the best relationships work.

✨ As always, once it’s gone, it’s gone.

✨ One-of-a-kind vintage china
🍽️ Large decorative plate
🖐️ Hand-altered with waterslide decal
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
🎁 Perfect for Valentine’s Day (or year-round relationship honesty)