Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
There We Are Then – Vintage Fruit Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
A simple phrase… with a whole lot of meaning behind it.
This vintage china plate features a classic fruit illustration framed by a rich gold rim and the quietly iconic phrase:
There We Are Then.
For most people, it sounds harmless enough. But for those who know the story behind Swears of Joy, it’s the phrase that started everything — a subtle, polite way of saying exactly what you couldn’t say out loud.
Sweet vintage charm meets perfectly delivered British understatement.
Sometimes four words say everything.
🍇 Original vintage china plate
💬 Phrase: There We Are Then
✨ Design: Vintage fruit illustration with colourful lettering and gold rim
📏 Approx size: Medium display plate
🖐 One of a kind: No two Swears of Joy pieces are ever the same
🎁 Perfect for: Lovers of British humour, quiet sarcasm, and the origin story behind Swears of Joy
⚠ Decorative use only – not food safe
📦 Postage/Shipping: Carefully packaged to travel safely UK/International
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