Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

There is No 'I' in team - Vintage China Plate
But there is a 'U' in Cunt
£16.00
Out of stock
A motivational message… with a correction.
This elegant vintage plate delivers a classic team-building phrase, then promptly fixes it with the accuracy it deserves:
“There is no ‘I’ in team
but there is a ‘U’ in cunt.”
Perfect for passive-aggressive offices, ex-colleagues, managers who say “we’re a family,” or anyone who enjoys weaponised grammar served on floral china.
💣 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage plate
💜 Phrase appears exactly as shown on the plate
🌸 Part of the C Bomb* collection
🎨 Original vintage florals with bold typography
🏺 Decorative use only — not food safe
📏 Vintage plate (medium size)
♻️ Repurposed, pre-loved china
🚫 No restocks. No repeats. Ever.
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