Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
There Is No ‘I’ in Team, But There Is a ‘U’ in Cunt – Vintage Floral Plate
£16.00
For the office legends, the exhausted managers, and anyone who has ever survived one too many meetings.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features a beautifully delicate floral and berry border with the brutally honest phrase “There Is No ‘I’ in Team, But There Is a ‘U’ in Cunt.”
Elegant, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, it’s the perfect statement piece for home offices, workspaces, gallery walls, or as the ultimate cheeky gift for your favourite work wife.
Classic Swears of Joy — vintage beauty with absolutely no corporate nonsense.
🍂 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✨ Delicate berry and leaf floral border with gold trim
🖐️ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
💼 Perfect for home office, workspace, shelves or gallery wall décor
🎁 The ultimate funny gift for colleagues, bosses or office survivors
⚠️ Decorative use only – not food safe
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK
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