Sweetheart, I fake it every time you talk - Vintage Plate
Pin-Up Large Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
Don’t let the dotty blouse and classic pin-up pout fool you — she’s got sharper claws than your mother-in-law at Christmas.
This gloriously sweary vintage plate serves up some 1950s sass with a savage twist. Ideal for anyone who’s ever smiled politely through a monologue while mentally planning an escape route (or a funeral).
Delicate. Deadly. Decorative. The holy trinity.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
💋 Features retro bombshell and the line: “Sweetheart, I fake it every time you talk.”
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🪄 Plate stand included — for instant shelf presence.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for weirdos with taste.
📏 Size: Approx. 8 inches (depends on your pain tolerance).
⚠️ Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. No microwave. No dishwasher. No fuckery.