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“If you’re after fun and funky decorative plates — for yourself or as a gift — I’d absolutely recommend Swears of Joy! Each piece is so unique and full of personality. Definitely adds character to your home.”
– April
★★★★★
“Love my plate — it makes me smile every time I look at it! It’s going straight on my desk at work… I might get fired, but f**k it! Thank you SOJ, you're awesome.”
– Roz
★★★★★
“We stumbled across Swears of Joy and instantly became obsessed. So many hilarious, brilliant items — we couldn’t resist! Our plate arrived super quickly, packaged securely, and exactly as expected.
Thanks SOJ — go check them out!”
– Wilbur's Wreaths
★★★★★
“I absolutely adore my Swears of Joy plate! I’m a big fan of vintage crockery and swearing (it’s a sign of intelligence, obviously). It’s on display and makes me smile every single day.
The perfect gift… if you can bear to part with it!”
– Twinkle
★★★★★
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