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Straight Outta Cuntsville - Vintage China Tankard

£20.00

Not every town deserves a postcard.

This one-of-a-kind vintage china tankard proves that even the prettiest countryside scenes can have a rather colourful reputation.

Featuring the phrase "Straight Outta Cuntsville", this beautifully detailed vintage piece takes a traditional English cottage scene and gives it the unmistakable Swears of Joy treatment. It's the perfect statement piece for anyone who appreciates beautiful vintage china, questionable language and a good laugh.

Whether it takes pride of place on a shelf, sideboard or amongst your favourite curiosities, it's guaranteed to start conversations.

Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.

The object came first. The phrase finished the story.

🌸 One-of-a-kind vintage china tankard

✋ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK

🏡 From the Statement Sideboard at the House of Swears of Joy

📏 Approx. 5" (13cm) tall

⚖️ Approx. 445g

✨ Decorative use only

🤍 Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present

🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth

📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery

Maker: MacDonald Fine Bone China, Leicester

Pattern: Cottage Scene

Year: 1970s - 1980s

Original Finish: 22kt gold detailing on the rim.

Height: Approx. 5" (13cm)

Weight: Approx. 445g

Backstamp: Photographed in the product images

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