Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Still filthy - Vintage China Plate
Still faithful
£16.00
Out of stock
😈 Committed. Devoted. Absolutely not vanilla.
This one-of-a-kind vintage plate pairs soft florals with a confident, knowing phrase that celebrates long-term desire, loyalty, and unapologetic filth — all at the same time.
Funny, honest, and quietly bold, this piece is perfect for couples who know that being faithful doesn’t mean being boring. Designed for those who appreciate adult humour with depth, warmth, and a very cheeky wink.
Part of the XXX Rated collection — because monogamy can still be filthy.
✨ As always, once it’s gone, it’s gone.
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage china
🍽️ Decorative plate
🖐️ Hand-altered with waterslide decal
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
🖤 Part of the XXX Rated collection
🎁 Adult, sex-positive gifting
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