Spread those pages - Vintage China Plate
Be a good girl
£16.00
When your book habits are as suggestive as your browser history. This vintage floral plate features a blooming bouquet erupting from an open book, with a phrase that’ll make any smut reader grin (and maybe blush). A cheeky bookshelf companion or the perfect gift for your favourite well-read troublemaker.
🍽️ Vintage floral china plate with gently scalloped edges
🌸 Pink flower border with a matching pink open book illustration
💬 Phrase: “Spread Those Pages Like a Good Girl”
💗 One of a kind – no repeats, ever
🧼 Decorative use only (wipe clean if needed)
🇬🇧 Designed, disrespected and adored in the UK