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Spit or Swallow? - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
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This 16cm white fine bone china plate is a masterclass in mixed messages.
On one hand: soft pink and purple blooms with green leaf accents—sweet, delicate, and proper.
On the other: a phrase that’s anything but.
Spit or Swallow?”
Whether it’s a horrifying surprise over tea or a proudly gifted bit of filth for a friend who can take it, this plate delivers pure XXX Rated shock value, wrapped in floral charm.
Ideal for cheeky wall displays or deeply uncomfortable brunches.
Size: 16cm (medium)
Fine bone china
White background with floral arrangements left and right
Text: “Spit or Swallow?” in bold central font
For decorative use only (unless you’re living boldly)
Handmade in the UK – one of a kind
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