Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Spit or Swallow? - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

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This 16cm white fine bone china plate is a masterclass in mixed messages.

On one hand: soft pink and purple blooms with green leaf accents—sweet, delicate, and proper.
On the other: a phrase that’s anything but.

Spit or Swallow?”

Whether it’s a horrifying surprise over tea or a proudly gifted bit of filth for a friend who can take it, this plate delivers pure XXX Rated shock value, wrapped in floral charm.

Ideal for cheeky wall displays or deeply uncomfortable brunches.

  • Size: 16cm (medium)

  • Fine bone china

  • White background with floral arrangements left and right

  • Text: “Spit or Swallow?” in bold central font

  • For decorative use only (unless you’re living boldly)

  • Handmade in the UK – one of a kind