Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Spank Me - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Sweet florals. Soft curves.
A very clear invitation.
This vintage china plate balances old-school prettiness with modern kink energy — pastel roses framing a bold, bubble-lettered “Spank Me!” that doesn’t whisper, doesn’t apologise, and definitely doesn’t behave.
Flirty rather than filthy.
Cheeky rather than crude.
Perfect for anyone who likes their décor with a wink.
🌸 Authentic vintage floral china plate
🎨 Phrase: “Spank Me!” in playful multicolour lettering
🖐️ Hand-altered using permanent decal
💎 Completely one-of-a-kind (no restocks, no repeats)
🖼️ Decorative use only (not food safe)
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